great long laughflowersgiftjokesappreciationlaughQ: Why is a computer so smart?A: It listens to its motherboard.Q: What did the mother rope say to her child?A: “Don’t be knotty.”Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother?A: “Look, Ma! No...

great long laughflowersgiftjokesappreciationlaughQ: Why is a computer so smart?A: It listens to its motherboard.Q: What did the mother rope say to her child?A: “Don’t be knotty.”Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother?A: “Look, Ma! No hands!Q: What do you call a mom who can’t draw? A: Tracy.Q: Why did the mother’s day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?A: It was chocoLATE.Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!Q: Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling on Mother’s Day?A: She was an alley cat.Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry? A: Because his mom was in a jam!Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? A: It’s time to go to sweep!Q: Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day?A: So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on Mom.Q: What do you call a small mother?A: A MinimumQ: What did the Egyptian kid say when it got lost?A: I want my mummy.Q: How did the Panda open her Mother’s Day card?A: With her bear hands.Q: What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?A: Catch UpQ: What did the momma say to the foal? A: Its pasture your bedtimeQ: Why don’t mothers wear watches? A: There’s a clock on the stove.Q: What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother’s Day?A: Calm-omile tea.Q: How do you get the kids to be quiet on Mother’s Day morning?A: Say mums the word.Q: What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?A: Her-she’s Kisses.Q: Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day?A: Their chrysanthemoms.




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